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			"Susan Calman - come and play with me. Forever" Female 34 years old United Kingdom Last Login: 1/7/2009
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susan's Comedian Bio

Bio	Hello. I am a stand up, writer and actor based in Glasgow. I gig all around the UK as well as in Scotland. I compere a lot at the Stand Comedy Clubs in Glasgow and Edinburgh.
Website	Is this not enough! What do you people want!
Influences	All the usual, Victoria Wood and French and Saunders as well as people like Joyce Grenfell. I love old school sit coms like Fresh Fields and Duty Free. Oh and The Good Life etc etc. I know it makes me sound strange but I like them ok!
TV Shows	Beat this comedy stars! Shocked school girl from the left in taggart circa 1991. Hahahahaha! Brutally cut from the DVD version though so I can't prove it.
Films	Currently waiting for confirmation that I have been cast as Ripleys great granddaughter in Alien 5 - the Revenge. Fingers crossed.
Albums	Sure I have made loads of albums. You can find them next to strawberry switchblade in HMV.

susan's Interests

Music	No music but I do have a podcast! Click here to get your own player.
Groups:	Comedians UK, Universal Comedy Network View All susan's Groups

susan's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Zodiac Sign:	Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	Grad / professional school

susan's Schools

The High School of Glasgow
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni

1979 to 1992

susan's Clips

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Clips: 3

Total Plays: 746

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Queen Agnes!!!

Run Time: 262

Plays: 196
Comments: 1

Marcia - Rodeo Clown

Run Time: 371

Plays: 191
Comments: 2

Brenda - cat lady

Run Time: 308

Plays: 359
Comments: 1

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Twister, hookers and fighting (view more)

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susan's Blurbs

About me:
Nice things people have said about me 'a barrage of frighteningly acute observations' Chortle 'one of the most natural comedians the Stand has ever presented' Edinburgh Evening News 'A wee lassie with a big future' The List 'affable and witty compere' The Stage

Who I'd like to meet:
The Last Supper - Episode 1:BRENDA

The Last Supper - Episode 2: MARCIA

The Last Supper- Episode 3: BERNIE

The Last Supper - Episode 4: Lynne

The Last Supper- Episode 5: CHRISTMAS DINNER

susan's Friend Space (Top 20)

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susan's Friends Comments

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eD	Jan 7 2009 4:32 PM Saw you in Rab C Nesbit! Were you in the yashmak on the right or the left?
Ciara	Jan 1 2009 2:38 PM HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I saw you in stand-up twice in 2008. I'm going to try and improve on that in 2009... like, at least three times. Have a brilliant year!! xxx
Carly Baker	Dec 8 2008 7:58 PM i care that you care now go lick some belly button foxy x
eD	Nov 22 2008 3:03 AM because i heard you like the simpler things in life: www. babyanimalz. com
eD	Nov 12 2008 2:04 PM Powerpoint comedy http://uk. youtube. com/watch?v=vXFi7AdhhGk
eD	Oct 29 2008 7:26 PM Hi! Interesting comedians story: http://www. geocities. com/labwhitley@btinternet. com/Tucker. html Yay for the Musical Comedy Podcast I smell a Grammy in the horizon!Thought about cementing the Scotish Rap genre as a serious element of underground? The Clyde Cycle Tunnel is quite good lyric inspiration
eD	Oct 26 2008 5:31 PM A webcomic that's good http://www. hyperdeathbabies. com/index. php?dir=anomaly&comic=112 Also props for the podcast intro tune in 5/4!
glam lovin kitty	Sep 10 2008 1:58 PM You would be proud of me. Yesterday I opened a little-used drawer in my office to find half a packet of M&S 'extremely chocolatey' orange biscuits that I had apparently hidden from myself. Not only had I hidden them, but I had also sellotaped up the side of the box, and had sellotaped up the inner plastic sleeve as well. Clearly the biscuits were not intended to be eaten at the time I hid them but sadly, they all met a hasty, frantic end about three seconds after I found them. So hiding food from yourself DOES work. But only if you have a shit memory and happen to go on holiday for ten days right after you hide stuff.
Ciara	Aug 15 2008 4:12 PM Hi Susan, I saw your show last Saturday. Thank you for not mocking me when I came in at the last minute. Really enjoyed the show. I haven't tried the chicken in a white sauce yet but it's on my list of things to do before I die. Good luck with the rest of the run. xx
Universal Comedy	Aug 15 2008 9:58 AM Lovely to see you on Weds - fab show, everyone really enjoyed it. Good luck for the rest of the run! xxx
Scarlet Lights Theatre Company	Jul 28 2008 9:57 AM
michael	Jul 22 2008 11:58 AM Hi there, Thanks for the add good luck at the fringe and hope to see you when we come down on the 13th.
Iain Stirling	Jul 6 2008 10:29 PM Hi Susan, Just like to say thanks for your kind words on Saturday, ment a lot. Also good luck with the Festival show! I look forward to the short clip on Chortle :) So if I don't see you before, guess I will be seeing you at Stand 4 at 15:00 at some point in Aug! x
WILL AND GREG	Jul 5 2008 11:00 AM the new home for blow out clips i here -http://www. youtube. com/user/Gotcarter and green goblin has changed to girl goblin because when you search green goblin it comes up with spider man! best
Cagney & Lacey	Jul 3 2008 3:17 PM Free Comments & Graphics
Limmy	Jun 16 2008 2:16 PM Come and see me at the Fringe! www. limmy. com/fringe
The Rollin People	May 21 2008 12:34 PM
Yooro	Apr 29 2008 1:00 PM "susan is sick and tired of whining, childish men. Just piss off and stop imagining that I care about you." Eeep! Whatever I've done this time, I'm sorry - and so's Mister B!
Upstanding Comedy	Apr 23 2008 9:16 PM Thanks!
juliet Meyers	Apr 22 2008 2:39 PM a woman complained about you wearing shorts?? and now she's back inside??? why? do u have offence words on your kneeecaps? I kinda hope so
Jay	Apr 12 2008 12:38 PM I like secrets! X
Elaine M	Mar 31 2008 8:02 AM OK then! This is no problem wifey but I can't help thinking we are rushing into something here. Maybe we should put the coffee on hold?
David	Mar 30 2008 12:46 AM Great photo Susan! Very stylish! David x
Kim Macaskill	Mar 25 2008 4:53 PM Smashing new photo! x
Al Coyle	Mar 17 2008 8:56 AM hi how are you doing? your page is looking tight! anyhow, i just grabbed some tight new ringers from www.tonetomyphone.info for FREE! they have the tightest variety!
Siân	Mar 5 2008 10:06 PM Hello there my dear, Just to remind you, as well as all the lovely people on your MySpace, that Death of a Critic is coming to the Glasgow Comedy Festival. A brand new play from some of Scotland’s nicest stand-ups: written by Keir McAllister and starring Niall Browne, Sian Bevan, Neil McFarlane and Derek DJ Johnstone. Don’t miss out...get your tickets while you can! RAMSHORN THEATRE 20th-22nd MARCH 2008 8PM £9/£5 Thank you for letting us do publicity wanking on your MySpace! DumDumDum Productions
Jen	Mar 2 2008 10:02 PM Got a higher mark in my Media Ethics module than in any other one I've taken. Certain "journalists" who work for certain "newspapers" give us all a bad name.
Elaine M	Feb 28 2008 11:45 AM Back at ye dude!? Does she really eat insects? She told me she wouldn't hurt a fly. I love you equally, would some sort of rotation system make you happy?
The Pikey Pirate	Feb 20 2008 8:10 PM Hiya… I just put a new song on my page called Lonely Planet is the Enemy… Have a wee listen if you’ve got the time and lemme know what you think. (especially if you’ve ever had a backpack strapped to your back!) Cheers, J x
Jen	Feb 19 2008 10:43 PM Thank you very much Miss Lady. If I can just keep this up (threatening other students until they write my assignments for me) for another year and a half I'll be set.
Elaine M	Feb 18 2008 8:42 PM Apparently, when the cat lies in the sun in February, she will creep behind the stove in March. Please update on the status of your crew.
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